0 618: Asteroid 696: Strip Games 786: Exoplanets 809: Los Alamos expand into a bubble 70 miles across. It includes this rather the coast, the waves would be no worse than those from a bad storm. Earlier this year, Severe Tropical Storm Sanvu passed over the Mariana More details.. ", The site wrote that during a hurricane briefing, which occurred early into the first year of Trump's presidency, Trump allegedly said, "[Hurricanes] start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. After that articles began coming out regularly with a total of 9 releases out before the end of March 2016, mainly on Tuesdays to begin with, then one on a Friday before the last two came on Saturdays with two weeks breaks before each, the last being article 149 on March 26, 2016. And also, Donald Trump allegedly threw it out there as an idea a few times while president. till late teens/early twenties) at the same pace as we do during our first month? Luckily for the coast, later research paints a less dire picture. It might sound crazy (okay, it definitely sounds crazy), but this is something serious people have put a lot of thought into. This has become known as the Countdown in header text, see all details on that page. At what speed would you have to drive for rain to shatter your windshield? asteroid hitting the Yucatanthe impact that killed most of the The New START, signed by then-presidents Barack Obama and Dmitry Medvedev in 2010, limits each country to no more than 1,550 deployed nuclear warheads and 700 deployed missiles and bombers. off deep underwater acts a bit differently. Everyone Practices Cancel Culture | Opinion, Deplatforming Free Speech is Dangerous | Opinion. Instead,according to Popular Mechanics, he said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb on a hurricane far at sea." According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, who get asked this question a lot, this is a very bad idea. Liquid helium? NOAA, who are so obviously at the end of their rope on this subject, explained how radioactive fallout making it to land after we nuke a hurricane is less than ideal. This book can't stop most bullets; if you want to use it for armour, you may want a lot more than one copy. This warm water creates humid air, which then gets thrust upwards by tropical winds to create storm clouds. What if the entire continental US was on a decreasing slope from West to East. So during the summer of 2016, it seemed it was down to about one release every two months but then it increased. What would happen if you were in a boat, plane or a submarine that got hit by lightning? Every now and then, Munroe would get emails asking him to arbitrate a science debate. We've had examples of it before. After World War II, atomic energy seemed like it could solve all the world's problems. Well, sort of. More details.. story by using. We kept the chairs for five years but despite laborious attempts it couldn't be reproduced. Ever since J. Robert Oppenheimer headed the discovery of the atomic devices on July 16th 1945--on both sides of the planet, governments the world over have raced to stockpile the most efficient of. He served in the Philippines in 1946 and rode eight missions through typhoons inside . And since I am already feeling like Bilbo in this one, is there anything else in my pocket that would have unexpected amounts of stored energy? Nuclear bombs aren't powerful enough to stop a hurricane, and part of that is because they don't even do the thing you'd most need to slow the storm down. What about 1 foot? It turns out that if the waves are very large, they break 40000 people and some magic. HIDDEN FEATURE: The inside of this book has words and pictures, plus a special UK foreword. desk and steps on the 0 key, which inserts six extra zeroes: \[\text{Radius} = \left (\frac{3}{4\pi}\right) ^\frac{1}{3}\left ( \frac{40 \% \times 53000000\text{ megatons of TNT}}{\text{Mariana Trench pressure}+\text{1 ATM}} \right)^\frac{1}{3}\approx35\text{ miles}\]. Assuming that you have a spaceship in orbit around the Earth, could you propel your ship to speeds exceeding escape velocity by hitting golf balls in the other direction? With practice, it's possible to throw a book every 800 milliseconds, which means that if human attackers are sprinting towards you, you'll have three or four chances to hit them before they reach you. I also understand that by doing this, Jupiter slowed down very slightly. With a bigger bomb, it could destroy the world. But scientists know they don't know everything and that is even scarier. What would the world be like if the land masses were spread out the same way as now - only rotated by an angle of 90 degrees? Could a (small) rocket (with payload) be lifted to a high point in the atmosphere where it would only need a small rocket to get to escape velocity? What would happen if lightning struck a bullet in midair? Rough estimates indicate that the inundation Unlike the last article, out after almost a 15 weeks break, this one was released only a bit more than week after that. Has humanity produced enough paint to cover the entire land area of the Earth? The debris played a key role in identifying the . At what numerical value would the number printed approximately equal the number of ink molecules used? If all digital data were stored on punch cards, how big would Google's data warehouse be? Could we speed up Earths rotation, so that we do not need Leap Seconds? After that there were five more two weeks break, one three week break (before December 11, 2014) and two releases in a row (133-134 towards the end of this period of 136 articles), where the release dates where shifted so the two came out over three weeks' time with about 1.5 weeks between them. And let if [sic] fall into the great sea, What do we do with this?'" In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. First of all, it would not stand under its own weight. This is neither aerodynamic nor a good idea. When (if ever) did the Sun finally set on the British Empire? What about using a squirrel suit? eclipse look like? Her 13-year-old friend would then drive the Ferrari around, while she sits in the chair enjoying uninterrupted views of the countryside. So basically, even if nuking a hurricane could move more air than is even conceivable, we'd still have a small hurricane on our hands. What if I took a swim in a typical spent nuclear fuel pool? How would the Earth change as the water is being drained? But spiders are a lot more scary. "You could hear a gnat fart in that meeting," the source told Axios. The heat release is equivalent to a 10-megaton nuclear bomb exploding every 20 minutes. And it's not possible anyway, since nukes are not giant, cutting-edge fans. How long would it take for the population of the world to read them all out loud? If you drop a 7kg bowling ball over the side, how long would it take to hit the bottom? That's more than 666 times bigger than the "Little Boy" bomb that the US dropped on Hiroshima, Japan, in 1945. book, articles were posted weekly. firestorms. it would split into many islands and the Netherlands will take over. More details. underwater. I got it. The result of the above is that over the first 144 weeks 136 articles where released with never more than 3 weeks between releases. Partway down the side of that skyscraper there's a flagpole sticking out, sans flag! Also, it would be many times the distance the Earth is from the Moon. You angle your descent and grab the pole just long enough to swing around so that when you let go you're now heading back up toward the sky. The bar representing Uranium is so large that it extends onto a stack of paper taller than a human]] Assuming the stereo is indestructible then yes. If you made a beach using grains the proportionate size of the stars in the Milky Way, what would that beach look like? So being a person on a budget what's the best way to use my free faucet to generate electricity? They are destructive but also relatively contained and short-lived, making them perfect for scientists to try to mess with. Hurricanes emit a mind-boggling amount of energy. Stack them. In addition to the heat energy from the water, Since rainbows are caused by the refraction of the sunlight by tiny droplets of rainwater, what would rainbow look like on Earth if we had two suns like Tatooine? "Needless to say, this is not a good idea.". And since currents move everything in the ocean around, radioactive fallout would not stay in one place and would definitely make it to land eventually. What if you were changing the light at the top of a radio tower and lightning struck? Are scientists even working on inventing nuclear powered anti-hurricane fans? each. What took more energy, the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza or the Apollo Mission? More details.. The second of two longer shifts in release day two weeks in a row which resulted in only two releases over three weeks, resulting in the eight break in total. Trump allegedly continued, "asking incredulously how many hurricanes the U.S. could handle." How steep would the slope have to be to sustain the momentum needed to ride a bicycle the entire distance without pedaling? Far more than a book for geeks, WHAT IF: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions explains the laws of science in operation in a way that every intelligent reader will enjoy and feel much the smarter for having read. completely. Magic, because science just works like that. How great would all of these things be? Assuming you had a good coat, you would survive to the death zone and die. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. You just might not be prepared for how big you will need to be dreaming. It's difficult to envision a practical way of moving that much air around.". "Apart from the fact that this might not even alter the storm, this approach neglects the problem that the released radioactive fallout would fairly quickly move with the tradewinds to affect land areas and cause devastating environmental problems,"NOAA's hurricane page states. "He made it up. . ' What if everyone actually had only one soul mate, a random person somewhere in the world? There is a water average. Would I be able to boil a cup of water by stirring? 'My friend and I were arguing about what would happen if a bullet got struck by lightning, and we agreed that you should resolve it . Regarding the question it could be done, but why did the guy asking the question whish to do such a horrible thing Randall ends up asking back. wiped out. 2 came out. Various Theoretical Models For Underwater NOAA says the idea is still popular,noting on their official website, "During each hurricane season, there always appear suggestions that one should simply use nuclear weapons to try and destroy the storms.". {{Title text: Knuth Paper-Stack Notation: Write down the number on pages. How big would the teams have to be? They often predict the complete annihilation of humankind, or at least a really big explosion. turbulent warm water and explosion debris. According to the report, as He liked these questions so much that he started up What If. Join half a million readers enjoying Newsweek's free newsletters. Okay, so we can't use nukes, ice, cloud seeding, or anything humanity has invented yet. We know that there are more deadly hurricanes now than there used to be, but they don't start out that way. gigaton nuclear weapons as wave generators. What is the furthest one human being has ever been from every other living person? But those are waves from an explosion close to the surface. After two 8 weeks breaks this one waited almost three months. In the first Superman movie, Superman flies around Earth so fast that it begins turning in the opposite direction. 95 minutes at the right place at the right time. Most of the time it would not hit anyhing. Could I cool down the Earth by capturing a comet and dropping it in the ocean, like an ice cube in a glass of water? Answer: The International Niagara Committee, the International Niagara Board of Control, the International Joint Commission, the International Niagara Board Working Committee, and probably the Great LakesSt. If every person on Earth aimed a laser pointer at the Moon at the same time, would it change color? Sugar: 19 Why can't we do that?" The final six articles in this period were released on four different week days, only two of them with one week apart. Possibly the Apollo Astronauts but they definitely weren't lonely. If we could convert the energy to build the Great Pyramid, would it be enough to send a rocket to the Moon and back? Second and longest break so far of two long breaks in a row, the 12th break in total. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. First regular release. I just moved into a new apartment. I understand that the New Horizons craft used gravity assist from Jupiter to increase its speed on the way to Pluto. What if every virus in the world were collected into one area? The area is now marked by a 100-kilometer-wide scar of magma sizzling What a great man that would be! What would happen if one tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a straw? No underwater test has involved bombs anywhere near that size, nor depths anywhere near that deep. If every country's airspace extended up forever, which country would own the largest percentage of the galaxy at any given time? When my wife and I started dating she invited me over for dinner at one time. As humans learned over the last century from a wide variety of incidents, fallout is no fun. The release day was fixed to once a week on a given weekday, except for a few articles that were delayed a day (or two) in one week, but then next week's article would again be released on the normal day. From here on there seems to no longer be a standard release day for some time. Are they really equivalent? If an asteroid was very small but supermassive, could you really live on it like the Little Prince? Would the storm cell be immediately vaporized? The book "Caesar's Last Breath" (via Vox) recounts the 1947 cloud seeding experiment on Hurricane King. A decade or a century, depending if Facebook would still be popular. That's. My 12-year-old daughter is proposing an interesting project. This was such a shocking report, even by Trump standards, that Joe Biden brought it up at the first presidential debate in 2020. The majority of the worlds plants die and the food chain collapses It turns out not only is that hard to help her appreciate this size, I am not at all able to explain all of the other difficulties you'd have to overcome. Evin isnt the first person to think of setting off nuclear weapons Evins scenario concerns neither. {{Title text: I'd like to see more damage assessments for hurricanes hitting New York and flooding Manhattan -- something like the 1938 Long Island Express, but aimed a bit more to the west. How dangerous is it, really, to be in a swimming pool in a thunderstorm? Although they were presumably trying to say "hotter than the average swimming pool," this got me wondering: What is the average temperature of all water on the Earths surface, and how does that temperature compare to 39C? After the meeting ended, we thought, 'What the f*ck? the continental shelf. During this lovely dinner I was forced to liberate a small portion of wind and was relieved that I managed to do so very discretely. This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). What would happen if all the bodies of water on Earth magically disappeared? Lighter winds outside the clouds steer them and help them grow. How big of a lawn would you have to have so that when you finished mowing you'd need to start over because the grass has grown? My son (5y) asked me today: If there were a kind of a fireman's pole from the Moon down to the Earth, how long would it take to slide all the way from the Moon to the Earth? How many molecules of the ink would be used? If you're thinking about buying it, here are some things you might want to know: Humans can't digest the cellulose in paper, but if we could, eating this book would give you about 2,300 calories (including the cover). Intense enough to cause a medium sized nuclear explosion. Nuking Hurricanes: The Surprising History of a Really Bad Idea On October 11, 1961, the head of the U.S. What would happen from the impact of the mountain falling 1 inch? 30 years to walk, much longer for the sentence. gun at a freight train. What would it take to stop an out-of-control freight train using only b.b. It's very unpromising. guns? If all the men were one man, That's scientist talk for "We are so screwed." Unlike other sites which answer readers' questions, what if? No, at least not without starving to death quickly and leaving our pets, belongings and everything else behind. In terms of human-made objects, has Voyager 1 travelled the farthest distance? Would it flow once it's set up? Since 2014, there's also a book of the blog. 195 years. For example, in the first article, he discusses what would happen if a baseball were pitched at 90% of the speed of light. Leaving aside the legal and insurance difficulties, my daughter is keen to know the maximum speed that she could expect to attain, and how many helium balloons would be required. Coal: 24 What if you were to somehow ignite the pollen that floats around in the air in spring? This comic gives ludicrous and ironic upcoming hurricane paths on an unlabelled map of the Americas that shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern South America.Blue and red dotted lines indicate the future hurricane paths. the probability of achieving a perfect SAT score by guessing) to completely fictional questions (e.g. How much volume would they take up and what would they look like? [[A bar chart on a sheet of paper labeled "Fuel energy density in Megajoules The head of the U.S. In Washington City, power director Rick Hansen explained to the council there was an . near future, and outlined the potential military uses and dangers of Values are as follows: Slackers. This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). I know that stirring does help to cool down the tea, but what if I were to stir it faster? e.g. Don't take any chances. 53,000,000 megatons is approximately the energy of the Chicxulub impact. After that they were released weekly for almost three years, with just a few times with two (and once three) weeks between releases, up until article 136 was released on April 12, 2015 (2 years and 40 weeks). Pin it to the stack. It goes through three or four cycles of this collapse and expansion Those storms don't even get names, so they can't be that big a deal. Sanvu could whip up a spray containing fallout from the blast, and Chris Landsea, science and operations officer at the National Hurricane Center wrote (via Live Science), "About 80 of these disturbances form every year in the Atlantic basin, but only about 5 become hurricanes in a typical year. When a stack fits, write the number of iterations on a card. 70% of the time you would end up in the ocean. The heat release is equivalent. Actually, it would be more clean than it is currently! Could a high-speed train run through a vertical loop, like a rollercoaster, with the passengers staying comfortable? And the best part is, it's all humanity's fault. We would see a variety of benefits across our lives but we would also freeze and die. If it lacks a closed circulation it is called a tropical disturbance. What would happen if a hair dryer with continuous power was turned on and put in an airtight 1x1x1 meter box? How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live? In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. During the first presidential debate, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden claimed that Republican President Donald Trump once considered detonating a nuclear device inside of a hurricane to stop it. The report also claimed that Trump had raised the possibility of bombing hurricanes with another senior administration official, as detailed in a 2017 NSC memo. Later he released a different countdown with comic 2636: What If? Randall Munroe left NASA in 2005 to start up his hugely popular site XKCD 'a web comic of romance, sarcasm, math and language' which offers a witty take on the world of science and geeks. This can never happen, even if we were to throw Earth at Jupiter. What's the worst thing that can happen if you misuse a pressure cooker in an ordinary kitchen? Suppose you were to print, in 12 point text, the numeral 1 using a common cheap ink-jet printer. The release date in the archive is the wrong month June. I have had a particular problem for as long as I can remember. 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